Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight. Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK’ F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura? Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them. Because weed be cute together Do you come here often or wait till you get home? Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free? If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down? Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Men who indulge in speaking such dirty pick-up lines are the ones who lack character and haven’t been raised or brought up in a civilized environment. On a scale from 1 to "the human centipede", how close am I to that ass? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet. You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night. If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven’t been in my pants yet! Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down. Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be. There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus. I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight. Pick-up lines are nothing but a vocal introduction, which is intended to garner sexual interest from a stranger.Pick-up lines can be extremely dirty and offensive at times and they end up hurting the other person instead of arousing any sexual interest. Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning. Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis!