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Men who indulge in speaking such dirty pick-up lines are the ones who lack character and haven’t been raised or brought up in a civilized environment. On a scale from 1 to "the human centipede", how close am I to that ass? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet. You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night. If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven’t been in my pants yet! Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down. Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be. There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus. I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight. Pick-up lines are nothing but a vocal introduction, which is intended to garner sexual interest from a stranger.Pick-up lines can be extremely dirty and offensive at times and they end up hurting the other person instead of arousing any sexual interest. Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning. Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis!

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