The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!We're never going back to that restaurant anyway." Bob was in trouble. " The next morning he got up early and left for work.
He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that.
I said to her, 'Of course they are too big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that day, son, we have never had a single problem." Brian took his dad’s advice and did the same thing to his wife on his wedding night. “Exactly,” Jill replied, “and if you don’t change your attitude, you never will!
Then, Jill took off her panties and gave them to Brian. Brian went along with it and tried them on, but they were far too small.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken...Keep em coming....... Due to high overhead costs,the light at the end of the tunnel has been permanently turned off. If something doesn't feel right, you're not feeling the right thing.
Ny Quil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. I was watching Leave It to Beaver the other day, I love that show, and Eddie was teaching Beaver how to insult people.