So if she’s smart enough to google any of the texts she’ll see this.
Due to the rather intimate nature of the texts I’m withholding her photo.
Get a load of this text game as it escalates to full on depravity. How come your facebook updates always make you look like a nutjob?
Background is: she was a five minute number close at trafalgar square about 3 months ago and though we’ve had some lively banter by text she hasn’t agreed to a date and she hasn’t “crossed the sexual rubicon” of admitting sexual attraction to me.
I dont dislike it, i just like my face to be clean so i immediately want to wash it off.
Usually i think about being raped or i guess fucked in a harsh way, being called names… Her: Im not a massive fan of someone coming on my face.
Me: Btw, shooting on a girl’s face is a major kink of mine.
Bang on average, the girls tell me (they say above average but I think they’re just being nice).
Me: If you want the fourth, you gotta take a question or two. When did u get married, when did u get divorced and why?