He filled the Garden with many different creatures: javas, jpegs, pngs, shtmls, phps, gifs, bmps and bumps.
He looked at His creation, and saw that it was good.
He took an HTML Tag from the Admin and made the User.
But it turned out to be much more effective in accumulating and amplifying idiocy, creating a being not known before: the troll.
This is the only existing reference to the inner Internet as, of course, that is made up of the websites and hardcore Internet nerds concealed by a cover of passing people wondering what all the fuss is about.
Sites such as Uncyclopedia, The 'Beetus, and most forums mostly make up the outer mantle.
It is a new and lucrative field dealing with navigating these harsh seas of broken and corrupted information in order to extract the name of a song you wanted to remember from a Malaysian porn website but are unable to do so because it was such a long time ago.
Bill Gates as of now is the only master of Vietnamese hand signals and other languages needed in order to extract all of the amazing and sparse information for one's wants and needs, making him supreme.